Funny Christmas Songs

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Maybe it's an intoxicating mix of my middle-agedness and being a dad--when those two forces combine, my humor knows no bounds!

That also applies to funny Christmas songs. I'll add a new one (to me) to the list after hearing it this morning:


Other classics:

Rusty Old Chevrolet:


And for everyone who hates squirrels (chipmunks):
 
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
Batmobile ... lost a wheel.
Commisioner's in the hay. Hey.

I taught that to a co-worker's 5 year old daughter (she was very bright and rather solemn for a child) one evening in the car as we had all gone out to dinner (I was a bachelor then). A few days' later, I get the "thanks for teaching Steph that Jingle Bells bit. She only sings that for six hours a day now!". Hehehehe.
 
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I dont know how but my son found this when he was like 3 years old and ive never forgotten it.
 
Tom Lehrer - A Christmas Carol

 
GreatGazoo said:
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
Batmobile ... lost a wheel.
Commisioner's in the hay. Hey.

I taught that to a co-worker's 5 year old daughter (she was very bright and rather solemn for a child) one evening in the car as we had all gone out to dinner (I was a bachelor then). A few days' later, I get the "thanks for teaching Steph that Jingle Bells bit. She only sings that for six hours a day now!". Hehehehe.
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Bwaaahaha!
My first grade class, in '71, I stood in front of the class and sung that, filled by Farting Bells, to the tune jingle Bells, as my horrified mother dragged me out past other mothers.
 
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