Gates Divorce

[dmarbell]

She's pretty homely, but I bet the nanobots in the vaccine kicked in and she thought, "I'm filthy rich. Why do I need geekazoid over there?"

 

[BlackGun]

I’m sure I could afford to rent a dozen 25 year olds to live with me and play with if I got down to a measly 70 billion dollars.

 

[dmarbell]

Reposted from the ...Comics section.

 

[12151791]

The gates did not have a prenup - each gets 1/2 of $130 Billion but they will figure out a way to keep it under the Bill and Melinda foundation

 

[12151791]

 

[fishgutzy]

She's gonna nail him with a giant strap on in divorce court.

 

[Etruett]

Will you tell my wife that?

I really hope you don’t amaze Billy like your wife wants to be amazed!

 

[DirtySCREW]

'I Have Changed My Mind And Do Not Want A Divorce From This Amazing Handsome Man,' Says Glassy-Eyed Melinda Gates After Receiving Vaccine

MEDINA, WA—In a shocking turn of events, Melinda Gates has changed her mind about divorcing Bill Gates only minutes after receiving the COVID vaccine.

babylonbee.com

lol

DS

 

[Button Pusher]

She's pretty homely, but I bet the nanobots in the vaccine kicked in and she thought, "I'm filthy rich. Why do I need geekazoid over there?"

She is only 56, good figure. Melinda, call me, if things work out I'll sign a prenup.