Got a new girlfriend tonight

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Of 27 years or so.

Dropped both girls off at WCU today. Came down the mountain to a house as a couple for the first time in 21 years.

Gonna drove each other wild again or drive each other crazy. Time to roll those dice. Lol. This will take some adjustment.

Couldn’t be prouder of the girls though.
 
Enjoy it while you can, when mine quit moving back in it took my wife a few years to replace them with dogs. And now I have no free time
 
When I retired,one of the kids went to Afghanistan, the other went back to college for her Masters. We had a year or so of bliss, meaning that I could walk around in my drawers or chase her around the bed. Then he came back and then she came back. It was awkward. We weren’t used to having them at home! I now had to share my bathroom and television in my den. Then he and his girlfriend got pregnant and he moved out, then she went back to school for her PhD. Good times were back! For a little while. Then girlfriend left him and he’s back, with grandkid half the week. Grandki sleeps with Grandmommy. Grandad doesn’t get to see her nekkid anymore. Grandad is pissed! So pissed that I built them an apartment just to get my bed back! I love them more than life but I do need my space. I hang out at the barn most days, piddlin.
 
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My son has had his girlfriend visiting. But when she gets more Amazon deliveries than anyone else I don't think it is visiting anymore.

I've caught myself a few times not being fully dressed when letting the hounds out in middle of the night.
 
Hammer12b said:
When I retired,one of the kids went to Afghanistan, the other went back to college for her Masters. We had a year or so of bliss, meaning that I could walk around in my drawers or chase her around the bed. Then he came back and then she came back. It was awkward. We weren’t used to having them at home! I now had to share my bathroom and television in my den. Then he and his girlfriend got pregnant and he moved out, then she went back to school for her PhD. Good times were back! For a little while. Then girlfriend left him and he’s back, with grandkid half the week. Grandki sleeps with Grandmommy. Grandad doesn’t get to see her nekkid anymore. Grandad is pissed! So pissed that I built them an apartment just to get my bed back! I love them more than life but I do need my space. I hang out at the barn most days, piddlin.
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This is why we built our tiny little retirement home....just big enough for US.

....and why the barn has no plumbing.
 
Snal~ said:
This is why we built our tiny little retirement home....just big enough for US.

....and why the barn has no plumbing.
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My barn is just now getting plumbing. I’ve got a small retirement place, but it’s so far back in the woods that I’d have to retire there by myself! Wait a minute, that ain’t sounding so bad right about now. Hmmmmmm…..
 
Hammer12b said:
My barn is just now getting plumbing. I’ve got a small retirement place, but it’s so far back in the woods that I’d have to retire there by myself! Wait a minute, that ain’t sounding so bad right about now. Hmmmmmm…..
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I wonder if I could get conjugal visits that far a couple times a month? I’m looking at good fishing, good hunting, pretty comfortable accommodations, beautiful views and not having to put up with anyone els’s crap! I would miss the grand babies!!
 
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