How to avoid being killed by the Cops....Works for all races...

[Bailey Boat]

This is Uncle Bills 5 easy steps to follow to avoid being killed by the cops.....

1. Don't break the law and don't do anything to bring their attention onto yourself.

2. If you MUST interact with the PoPo, be polite and remember, the side of the road is no place to argue OR die.

3. Don't let your Bulldog mouth overload your Chihuahua ass, it just won't work out well for you.

4. If an officer decides you need to be arrested remember this, he ain't on the street alone, there's many, many more right around the corner just waiting for the word. Don't say the word.

5. Whatever you do don't ever grab an officer. Doesn't matter that you were just trying to give him a hug to make him feel better, he just won't see it that way.

If you can't follow these 5 easy steps, well I don't know what to do except dial 911 for you... Oh wait....

 

[Red Marley]

Corollary: How to be Respected in two easy steps

1. Respect cannot demanded, it can only be earned

2. To be respected, you must be respectable

 

[MacEntyre]

8. Don't be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

9. Remember, you are immortal until God has nothing further for you to do. Do His will, not yours.

 

[GymB]

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That’s funny, but the killings in the news aren’t a result of noncompliance, they are a consequence of being combative.

 

[Majicmike]

I always start off with” Why you hassling me pig” and I bet I can draw faster than you.

 

[BBD280]

I always start off with” Why you hassling me pig” and I bet I can draw faster than you.

 

[Sleazy P. Martini]

10. Don't attempt to follow confusing orders while lying on your stomach with an AR pointed at you with a "YOU'RE F****ED" dustcover. (Daniel Shaver)

 

[Tailhunter]

It might help too if you don't use your home address as a drop off/pick up for the local drug dealer.

 

[Sigequinox220]

11. Bribe them. Envelopes with cash always worked for the mob.

 

[Windini]

Can't believe no-one's posted this yet.

 

[some_kid6]

I too believe the police are above the laws set by the constitution. The state should be able to murder people for saying mean things, or any other reason they feel like really. I mean who really needs due process? We should just believe all of our overlords -er i mean- officers because why would they lie? We have to respect them and the only way to really earn respect is through fear after all. I should have to walk on eggshells to get better odds of not being shot over unpaid child support. Maybe that way they won't have to worry about being videotaped dropping a tazer or drugs on my body after shooting me in the back. The only true way for them to protect and serve is to kill. That way citizens will never be in danger or need every again! That old man in NY is honestly lucky that he's in the hospital at the hands of my god kings. It would only be better if they beat him while he was in the ICU and recorded it. Honestly I should just start printing out the constitution and use it to wipe for them while I lick their boots clean in my next traffic stop going 5 under the speed limit.

 

[Slacker]

I'm surprised some enterprising young man hasn't gone killdozer yet. We are past due.

 

[Aardvark]

Can't believe no-one's posted this yet.

I've been thinking about that one for a couple weeks now. Timeless advice. Never gets old.