How to break it in????? 🤔

[Jeppo]

So, I bought a Fatboy Belt quite a while ago. Genius that I am, I hung it up on the wall after throwing away the break-in instructions. I wore it today for the first time and couldn’t get it off. I’m planning on coating myself with Crisco so I can remove my pants with the belt still secured. Then, I’ll need to go outside and hose myself off. Yeah, I had a big lunch and experienced the “Fatboy Belt Initiation”. What a friggin’ mess. 🥺

How to break this thing in?

 

[Cowboy]

Pick a hole and work it like a 2 dollar whore.

 

[heavydoc]

Figure out which hole will be used the most. Then work it in and out for the next 30 minutes,. Don't forget to do the holes on either side. Then eat a big meal and mess yourself again. Sorry I don't make the rules @Gunbelt does.

Good luck.

PS try some Mexican food it always moves pretty quick

 

[Jeppo]

Pic a hole and work it like a 2 dollar whore.

No experience at that price point. 😂

 

[heavydoc]

No experience at that price point. 😂

50 cent then

 

[beamernc]

You were supposed to eat at Taco Bell while wearing the new FatBoy belt. Then you could have probably slid everything off with the belt still hooked.

 

[Beef15]

I've had two. Never had an issue, gets easier after the first 5-10 times I spose.

 

[fieldgrade]

I’ve had five Fatboy belts. Work it like @Cowboy said.

 

[Tailhunter]

I have one. You’d better not need to get your pants off in a hurry.

 

[MacEntyre]

Now you can work on yer skidsteer without scratching the paint with yer belt buckle!

 

[BlackGun]

Maybe it’s not your belt but just the fatboy.

 

[hp468]

Now you can work on yer skidsteer without scratching the paint with yer belt buckle!

Cleanest skid steer in NC that thing is.

Sometimes I wonder if Curt has little silhouette stickers of toilets that he puts on his safe or office wall each time a customer is defeated by his belts. Similar to fighter jet victory markings.

If he doesn't, he should.

 

[Etruett]

No experience at that price point. 😂

There lies your problem. @Gunbelt offers instructions for dealing with whores too. Free with a belt!

 

[Jeppo]

Sometimes I wonder if Curt has little silhouette stickers of toilets that he puts on his safe or office wall each time a customer is defeated by his belts. Similar to fighter jet victory markings.

If he doesn't, he should.

@Gunbelt 1
@Jeppo 0 😢

 

[Hammer12b]

@Gunbelt 1
@Jeppo 0 😢

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[NKD]

First time I wore mine I was like "this thing is niiiiiice". Then I about pissed myself. Had button up 501 jeans on and couldn't figure that belt out in the panic. Was trapped for a minute there!

Became second nature rather quickly, thankfully.

 

[NKD]

Also: works great to not scratch the backs of nice guitars. Eliminates "buckle rash".

On whores, too, I would guess.

 

[Burt Gummer]

Had button up 501 jeans on

What the hell? I haven’t heard anything about those since the 90’s

 

[NKD]

What the hell? I haven’t heard anything about those since the 90’s

I've got a bunch. Still rock them once in a while.
But the older I get, the more I appreciate zippers.

 

[Burt Gummer]

I've got a bunch. Still rock them once in a while.
But the older I get, the more I appreciate zippers.

The older I get the less I appreciate pants in general

 

[Etruett]

The older I get the less I appreciate pants in general

That’s a vision that will haunt me for a while

 

[BlackGun]

I've got a bunch. Still rock them once in a while.
But the older I get, the more I appreciate zippers.

Are they bell bottom hip huggers?

 

[kcult]

That’s a vision that will haunt me for a while

We're more than just a firearms forum.

 

[NKD]

Are they bell bottom hip huggers?

No, just regular Levi 501's.

But my girlfriend has some of those.

 

[Etruett]

We're more than just a firearms forum.

In this case I’m not sure that’s a good thing

 

[JohnnyTyler]

But the older I get, the more I appreciate zippers.

Buttons, zippers? Elastic waistbands and drawstrings is where it's at.

 

[Burt Gummer]

That’s a vision that will haunt me for a while

You didn’t say that the first time you saw me nekkid

 

[Gunbelt]

Buttons, zippers? Elastic waistbands and drawstrings is where it's at.

Putting on my mod belt, elastic waistbands & drawstring britches discussions are not allowed on CFF. Consider this a warning. The next offense we send @Burt Gummer over to wack your peepee.

 

[Etruett]

You didn’t say that the first time you saw me nekkid

I was too busy trying to stick an ice pick in my eyes

 

[Button Pusher]

So, I bought a Fatboy Belt quite a while ago. Genius that I am, I hung it up on the wall after throwing away the break-in instructions. I wore it today for the first time and couldn’t get it off. I’m planning on coating myself with Crisco so I can remove my pants with the belt still secured. Then, I’ll need to go outside and hose myself off. Yeah, I had a big lunch and experienced the “Fatboy Belt Initiation”. What a friggin’ mess. 🥺

How to break this thing in?

No need for all of that, just whisper to Mrs. Jeppo you want to get frisky, she will have that belt off in seconds!

 

[Geezer]

Putting on my mod belt, elastic waistbands & drawstring britches discussions are not allowed on CFF. Consider this a warning. The next offense we send @Burt Gummer over to wack your peepee.

We can still talk about yellow stretchy britches, can't we?

 

[BBD280]

The next offense we send @Burt Gummer over to wack your peepee.

Is this supposed to be a deterrent?

 

[heavydoc]

Is this supposed to be a deterrent?

Well it comes with the pants down man hugs with complimentary hip thrusts. So it would be for some people.

 

[JohnnyTyler]

Putting on my mod belt, elastic waistbands & drawstring britches discussions are not allowed on CFF. Consider this a warning. The next offense we send @Burt Gummer over to wack your peepee.

What if I throw in a mention about feet in the discussion?

 

[Alabamacoastie]

@Jeppo

You are acting like the belt is the problem...

The real problem is your loose butthole. I suggest you start practicing your kegles exercises more often so you can keep your butthole closed longer.

 

[Jeppo]

@Jeppo

You are acting like the belt is the problem...

The real problem is your loose butthole. I suggest you start practicing your kegles exercises more often so you can keep your butthole closed longer.

Difficult to do while in a panic, realizing I’m not Houdini. 🥺

 

[Gunbelt]

We can still talk about yellow stretchy britches, can't we?

That’s yeller doubleknit britches!

 

[NKD]

Buttons, zippers? Elastic waistbands and drawstrings is where it's at.

They will match my Velcro shoes nicely.

 

[Cowboy]

I thought these belts were indestructible my first time wearing one. Fast forward a year and the wife brought home a Schnauzer. Daisy would sneak off to the closet and get quiet. Now my black fat boy buckle is chewed all to hell.

 

[Alabamacoastie]

I thought these belts were indestructible my first time wearing one. Fast forward a year and the wife brought home a Schnauzer. Daisy would sneak off to the closet and get quiet. Now my black fat boy buckle is chewed all to hell.

Time to put in a warrant claim with @Gunbelt ...