OK, so I'm sitting at Crafty Burger here in Denver for lunch.....and ESPN is on one of the TVs. Elvis is singing his heart out on the sound system, so the TVs are turned down, but the talking heads are arguing passionately about.....some game... I just don't get it. I mean, I know, I know...."Spooorrrrttttssss!" But it's not the game that's on - it's not the thrill of competition or people pitting their skills and stamina against one another. It's stats dweebs on the 10th iteration of a SportsCenter clone show opining about "Spooorrrrttttssss!"