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... a Marine veteran, and we were of course swapping lies and he said:
"I go to all those meetings you know, and we're all telling stories, and somebody always says,
'I know you remember lining up on those yellow footprints'.
I tell 'em, 'No, I can't say as I do.'
They say, 'I can't believe you don't remember them.'
I say, 'They didn't have them in 1960. We already knew how to stand in a straight line. They didn't put those down until 1965, when the draft pool had been dumbed down.' "
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Say it with me now: "1-2-3-4, I love the Marine Corps!"
"I go to all those meetings you know, and we're all telling stories, and somebody always says,
'I know you remember lining up on those yellow footprints'.
I tell 'em, 'No, I can't say as I do.'
They say, 'I can't believe you don't remember them.'
I say, 'They didn't have them in 1960. We already knew how to stand in a straight line. They didn't put those down until 1965, when the draft pool had been dumbed down.' "
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Say it with me now: "1-2-3-4, I love the Marine Corps!"