"Hello, Police?"
"Yes, I'd like to request a harassment."
"Yes, harassment. uhhuh. See, there's a guy here who isn't doing anything illegal, but I'd like you to come bother him anyway."
"You will? That's great! See you soon!"
Doesn't always go like that, at least on the other side of the equation.
I used to be able to shoot in my yard.
The neighbors consistently called the Sheriff.
The Sheriff was always cool..
They would show up, stop at the end of my driveway and I'd walk over - they'd just say hey we know you aren't doing anything wrong but someone called so we had to show up; have a nice day.