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[1075tech]

A couple of times I've found this scat on my porch. Whatever it is, is coming overnight/early morning.

I'm out here sometimes to after 9 pm and usually back here between 5 and 5:30 in the morning.

About 2" long and ~½" thick

 

[beamernc]

I get some similar from toads. Might not be quite that big.

 

[LeeMajors]

I get some similar from toads. Might not be quite that big.

I've never seed a toad turd that big

 

[1075tech]

I have a toad that'll hang out on the porch sometimes at night, but it's not that big. Smaller than my fist

 

[yard mongrel]

Sure looks like toad shit to me. They poop as long as their bodies.

 

[1075tech]

Well, I try to learn something new every day.

Little did I know that today's lesson was going to be toad shit.

Like some people I know, their poop is grossly large compared to the size of their body

 

[fieldgrade]

They poop as long as their bodies.

This used to be a life goal of mine, till I got tired of looking at it.

 

[yard mongrel]

This used to be a life goal of mine, till I got tired of looking at it.

You don't happen to be married to another moderator's mother, right?

 

[fieldgrade]

You don't happen to be married to another moderator's mother, right?

There must be some back story in a forbidden section of the forum

 

[Get Off My Lawn]

There must be some back story in a forbidden section of the forum

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My mom’s idiot husband...a 2 Week visit​

 

[Chuckman]

Apologies. I didn't know it was your porch.

 

[Cowboy]

 

[noway2]

Little did I know that today's lesson was going to be toad shit.

Never underestimate the depravity of the things you can learn on CFF.

 

[TriggerMan]

Frog/toad. We get them here a lot. I'm surprised how big ours are as well.

 

[fieldgrade]

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My mom’s idiot husband...a 2 Week visit​

Oh yea. I remember that.

 

[Cowboy]

In my mind I see a toad thinking like Billy Madison.

 

[SpecialK]

Yeah…. Lizards, toads and frogs launch butt shuttles all over my porch too. They’re almost as bad as geese.

Here’s one pooping a whole snake.

Wild moment a snake is pushed out of a frog's backside in Australia

An astonishing photo has emerged of a green tree frog excreting a baby snake.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Burt Gummer]

Sure looks like toad shit to me. They poop as long as their bodies.

Me too

 

[beamernc]

From this link: https://pestclue.com/what-do-toad-poop-look-like-pictures/

"The most fascinating or interesting thing about toad poop is its size. Toad poop is quite often enormous contrasted with its body size. At the end of the day, when you see a toad discharging, you will most certainly be shocked by the size of the heap it will drop.

They show unmistakably how monstrous toad poop is comparative with their body size. As indicated by some accomplished land and water proficient attendants, toad poop is quite often a lot greater than the size of a quarter. This data should give you a firm thought of the normal size of toad poop."

 

[Burt Gummer]

Tim, what’s it taste like?