I'll finally feel safe at the pool

The speedo is perfect for securing the key to my new holster. :D
 
I had to watch the video twice to try to understand whether they were serious.
 
My wife had a good point... Does this now mean you can carry in places where the gun must be in a locked container?

I guess this is as serious a question as they are with this product.
 
I'll be looking for these at Wet & Wild next time I'm there.
 
My wife had a good point... Does this now mean you can carry in places where the gun must be in a locked container?

I guess this is as serious a question as they are with this product.

Dunno, but I bet I can get this holster from the user with a pocket knife faster than anyone can draw from the stupid thing...
 
3 level retention too...

Hold on bad guy...need to find my key...now to push the case button...just one more second while I push the holster safety button...now freeze and stop that laughing!
 
I think you'd need to dry off first. The gun may be dry but your hand will be dripping.
 
Hey! Did you see this thing on the Pelican website?
No. And you sure as hell won't either.
 
I watched the video a couple of times to see the mechanical type hand and arm action with the drawing and re-holstering simulations. Looked exactly like something you saw on a Robo Cop movie..........haha
 
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The very picture of inconspicuous.

Looks like someone put leg straps on a pistol lock box.

Next thing you know, the anti-gun crowd will require all holsters to be pistol lockboxes, too.
 
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The "Deluxx" model comes with a warm air hand dryer attachment.
Okay, now the only question remains, which of you Glocktards is going full blown operator and order one??
I'm concerned it would hard to walk and look cool with all that weight on one side. I'm gonna hold off ordering until they introduce a LH version and offer a two pack. I need balance in my life!
 
The very picture of inconspicuous.

Looks like someone put leg straps on a pistol lock box.

Next thing you know, the anti-gun crowd will require all holsters to be pistol lockboxes, too.
Bite your tongue!
Guess where the company is located. o_O

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Was that an answer to a problem someone actually had?
You've obviously never been to a Charlotte-area YMCA to swim in the summer months. Let's just say I now understand the circumstances that drive one to "keistering."
 
I'm concerned it would hard to walk and look cool with all that weight on one side. I'm gonna hold off ordering until they introduce a LH version and offer a two pack. I need balance in my life!

With all the weight on one side, it will help you perfect yo pimp walk!

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I actually like this. I like to keep a pistol on the boat when hunt/fishing and at the beach. Seems like it would be easy to attach to the console. That said you would have to be a dipshit to wear it as a holster.
 
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What to do when you get that cooool water in that speedo and the key goes missing? Gone fishin?

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I'm concerned it would hard to walk and look cool with all that weight on one side. I'm gonna hold off ordering until they introduce a LH version and offer a two pack. I need balance in my life!
I already have a problem with extra weight on one side. I guess some of you don't.
 
Hideous and imo, useless as a holster/pistol carrying mechanism.

Make a helluva lunchbox, though.

If this and that straight-rifled paperweight/club/bludgeon/door stop is any indication of the other stuff premiering at Shot Show, they shoulda called it Sh*t Show.
 
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