Inanimate Faces

[ronn47]

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Good Mater, Bad Mater

 

[Catfish]

Holy crap what's buried under that garden?

 

[Red Marley]

 

[Chdamn]

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The hotel cuck couch watching another guy duck your wife.

 

[Shady Grady]

IMG Courtesy of @Cowboy

The Thing. ****** looks just like The Thing. - Reservoir Dogs

 

[Crankbait]

First time I’ve noticed these while vacuuming today.

 

[Chdamn's Wife]

I giggle every time I drive past this trailer.

 

[Chdamn]

Saw this truck today.



Daddy?

 

[Crankbait]

Saw this truck today.

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Daddy?

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I worked for them for 10 years before quitting to stay home with my kids. I didn’t drive a work truck but I did drive a work van. Sometimes I miss it but most of the time not.

 

[Chdamn]

I shut my tv off. It wasn’t happy about it.

 

[9outof10mms]

I shut my tv off. It wasn’t happy about it.

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I think that's just your own ugly mug reflecting back at you. Doesn't count.

 

[rdinatal]

I shut my tv off. It wasn’t happy about it.

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Probably from watching when you can't get to the toilet fast enough...

 

[concepthomes2]

This purse at church kept sticking its tongue out at me

 

[Chdamn]

Probably from watching when you can't get to the toilet fast enough...
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Lol. That’s one of the dog’s bowls.

 

[Pack72]

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"Gruesome discovery: Housekeeper finds corpse of Aflac duck, missing for three days, after Lizzo checks out of Motel 6. Film at 11."

 

[Pack72]

 

[elmostump]

 

[Red Marley]

 

[Crankbait]

 

[BigWaylon]

Is it a steering wheel? Or a smiley face?

 

[Crankbait]

 

[Jim C.]

Stolen from imgur...

 

[GeorgeBush]

 

[elmostump]

 

[Crankbait]

Bought a new spatula the other day. I thought it was going to kill me when I used it for the first time.

 

[HMP]

Aw man, I came in to post Zuckerberg and NCBrit beat me to it. By a long time. I should have checked this thread much earlier.

 

[9outof10mms]

 

[Chdamn]

Hit a bump and my folder slid out a little. Looked up and laughed.

 

[Red Marley]

If you don’t see it, squint

 

[Chdamn]

Had to deal with this guy staring bemusedly at me for about 20 min today.

 

[elmostump]

BBQ Punisher

 

[Red Marley]

 

[Red Marley]

 

[BigWaylon]

Slightly off-topic…as it’s a body instead of face. Came around the corner of a construction entrance today and could’ve sworn somebody hung a scarecrow or skeleton up for Halloween. Arms, legs, rib cage, etc…



Nope, just a busted limb.

 

[kcult]

...

 

[Chdamn]

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That what my vinegar strokes look like.

 

[elmostump]

 

[backwoodsshooter]

my hat after yesterday of sweat, rain, dirt, gypsum dust.

fwiw, i didn’t do anything cept clean it this weekend.

 

[Mirac]

Hadn’t seen one in a while,
But found one this morning.

 

[NCFubar]