It just keeps getting better...

[kcult]

The county council here in this county just counciled a mask ordinance.

Lemme check my petty cash drawer. Prolly gonna face a fine or two.

 

[ronn47]

The county council here in this county just counciled a mask ordinance.

Lemme check my petty cash drawer. Prolly gonna face a fine or two.

I thought your religion forbad mask.

 

[kcult]

I thought your religion forbad mask.

I have an underlying condition that is completely none of your business. Thank you very much.

 

[Etruett]

The county council here in this county just counciled a mask ordinance.

Lemme check my petty cash drawer. Prolly gonna face a fine or two.

Just about everywhere I go now days it is mandatory if you enter a building especially in NC

 

[fieldgrade]

I personally like wearing a mask and a gun.

 

[BBD280]

 

[kcult]

Just about everywhere I go now days it is mandatory if you enter a building especially in NC

I get out of wearing one by telling them I'm from SC. McMaster didn't tell me I have to wear one in NC.

 

[Jeppo]

Compromise!

 

[kcult]

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My manager asked me the other week if I could quit drinking long enough to come back in and help an operator fix his problem.

Red solo cup, I fill you up. Clock in and partyyyyy!

 

[kcult]

Compromise!

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Maybe I can just draw them up, then tuck them back in when I leave.

 

[Mike Overlay]

Consent of the governed.

Compromise..... wear the mask AND assless leather pants

 

[kcult]

Consent of the governed.

Compromise..... wear the mask AND assless leather pants

If I had @Derek8404 's ass, proudly I would.

 

[fieldgrade]

If I had @Derek8404 's ass, proudly I would.

I’ve got some 2XLtall Milwaukee leather chaps you can borrow.

And being chaps, they are assless.

and if they weren't assless, they’d be pants

 

[kcult]

I’ve got some 2XLtall Milwaukee leather chaps you can borrow.

And being chaps, they are assless.

and if they weren't assless, they’d be pants

Thanks, but I'm assless, as well.

I don't mind being laughed at, but I don't want to be laughed at.

 

[Etruett]

Maybe I can just draw them up, then tuck them back in when I leave.

What if you don't wear underwear?

 

[kcult]

What if you don't wear underwear?

Then you're a gun show whore.

 

[Button Pusher]

Compromise!

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Dang, would have made a good Halloween mask.

 

[Geezer]

Every store around here has a sign posted that everyone must wear a mask to enter. When you go inside, maybe 20% are wearing a mask.

 

[Cowboy]

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Lol I had a guy come in my office and say I need your help blah, blah, blah. Then he took off his mask and BAM I was like sorry man can't help ya.

 

[Button Pusher]

They want all of us to obey, just like they do in China.

 

[12151791]

Mask ordinances have no teeth.

 

[fieldgrade]

Makes facial recognition harder.

Just sayin'

 

[beamernc]

Mask ordinances have no teeth.

But, but King Cooper says we have to wear them.

(F*ck Cooper!)

 

[DrMarc]

Cooper! Who in the hell voted for this jack waggon?

 

[kcult]

Cooper! Who in the hell voted for this jack waggon?

I gotta ask. What are you drinking tonight?

 

[BloodRunsThicker]

I have been asked repeatedly to "sir do you have a mask" I just say no thanks and go about my day.
Was offered one twice while voting. Politely declined both times.

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[kcult]

I have been asked repeatedly to "sir do you have a mask" I just say no thanks and go about my day.
Was offered one twice while voting. Politely declined both times.

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You should at least take them. They free.

 

[BloodRunsThicker]

You should at least take them. They free.

Just another useless political ad (like the ones in my mailbox)

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[kcult]

Just another useless political ad (like the ones in my mailbox)

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I didn't say wear it. Somebody worked hard to make it. 😷

 

[gc70]

Ever store around here has a sign posted that everyone must wear a mask to enter. When you go inside, maybe 20% are wearing a mask.

Haven't figured it out yet? 🙂

 

[NCFubar]

Cooper! Who in the hell voted for this jack waggon?

Everyone in Sections 13, 18 and 23 in Forest Lawn Cemetery ...

 

[kcult]

Haven't figured it out yet? 🙂

He's been spider bit on the ass. Cut him some slack.

 

[gc70]

They want all of us to obey, just like they do in China.

Obey like the Chinese! 😁

 

[Button Pusher]

Obey like the Chinese! 😁

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They have been identified, their social score has been adjusted accordingly and will be sent to the work camps for retraining.

 

[railsplitter]

Y'all wear masks?

 

[SimpleMan]

Thanks, but I'm assless, as well.

Story is, there's a truck stop down there you can get some a** at.

( I know, that's getting old )

 

[kcult]

Y'all wear masks?

Been getting candy that way for years.

 

[kcult]

Story is, there's a truck stop down there you can get some a** at.

( I know, that's getting old )

Oh, I got ass. I just ain't got an ass.

Landmark, by the way. I wouldn't mind seeing it accepting customers again. Anything for the economy.

 

[Millie]

Just about everywhere I go now days it is mandatory if you enter a building especially in NC

Some ladies outside Jim's today said masks are mandatory in there but I said I bet the employees aren't even wearing them....and they weren't.

I'm a little surprised they changed the sign on the door. It used to say "we will assume you have a medical condition if you don't wear one." I didn't actually read the new one, but the ladies pointed it out to me....
PS I told the ladies I had masks with bad words on them. Which I do.

 

[SimpleMan]

I just ain't got an ass.

noassitol
A person who lacks the appropriate amount of musculature in the gluteus maximus, i.e. (s)he has nor booty. Bastardization of "no ass at all". Although this word sounds like a medication for an ailment (perhaps this very one), it is used to describe the condition. Antonym: junk in the trunk or simply " J in the T"

"Damn! That skinny chick has a bad case of noassitol."