It Pains The Soul

[Jeppo]

I have had times when $800 might as well have been $800,000.

Can I borrow $800,000 and pay you back $100 per month for 8 months? 🤔

 

[grungewehr39]

Can I borrow $800,000 and pay you back $100 per month for 8 months? 🤔

Seconds 😅😅😁😁

 

[Jeppo]

Seconds 😅😅😁😁

When I get the loan, I’ll turn around and loan you $800 to be repaid at $100 per month for 8,000 months. 🤓

 

[BatteryOaksBilly]

Y'all remind me of the two guys riding down Ocean Blvd in Miami Beach.

First guy....I got good news and bad news...
2nd guy....tell it!
1st guy...we can buy The Fountainbleu Hotel for $25,000,000
2nd guy...What's the bad news???
1st guy....we need $500 Cash to seal the deal.............

 

[grungewehr39]

I won't even share the one about the Chrysler Marlin I missed out on as well 🥺🥺😳😳