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GUNS AND COFFEE
2A Bourbon Hound 2024
2A Bourbon Hound OG
Charter Life Member
Benefactor
Supporting Member
Multi-Factor Enabled
Sam was in the beer business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 10 acres of land in Idaho, as far from humanity as possible.
Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door.
He opens it and there is a big, bearded and burly mountain man standing there. "Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from two miles over the ridge... Having a Christmas party Saturday at 7... Thought you'd like to come."
"Great," says Sam, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some of the local folks. Thank you."
As Enoch is leaving he stops and says, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem. After 25 years in the beer business I can drink with the best of them."
Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops and says, "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."
"Damn", Sam thinks, "Tough crowd." "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again Enoch turns from the door and says, "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."
"Now that's not a problem." says Sam, "Remember I've been alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"
Enoch stops at the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."
Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door.
He opens it and there is a big, bearded and burly mountain man standing there. "Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from two miles over the ridge... Having a Christmas party Saturday at 7... Thought you'd like to come."
"Great," says Sam, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some of the local folks. Thank you."
As Enoch is leaving he stops and says, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem. After 25 years in the beer business I can drink with the best of them."
Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops and says, "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."
"Damn", Sam thinks, "Tough crowd." "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again Enoch turns from the door and says, "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."
"Now that's not a problem." says Sam, "Remember I've been alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"
Enoch stops at the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."