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    Sorry!

    It took me 3 times to figure out to make it even display right.

    I’ll get it eventually.
     
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    ADVICE FOR ANYONE MOVING TO SOUTH CAROLINA

    1. Save all bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.

    2. If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive diesel and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way- this is what they live for.

    3. Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural possessive.

    4. Get used to the phrase, "It's not the heat, it's the humidity.” And the collateral phrase, "You call this hot? Wait'll August."

    5. Don't tell us how you did it up there. Nobody cares.

    6. If you think it's too hot, don't worry. It'll cool down-in December.

    7. A Mercedes is not a status symbol, a Ford is, and pay no mind to people driving a brand new BMW because they probably work there.

    8. If someone says they're "fixin" to do something, that don’t mean anything's broken.

    9. The value of a parking spot is not determined by the distance to the door, but the availability of shade.

    10. If you are driving a slower moving vehicle, on a two lane road pull onto the shoulder that is called "courtesy.”

    11. BBQ is a food group. It does NOT mean grilling burgers and hot dogs outdoors.

    12. Yes, weddings, funerals, and divorces must take into account for NASCAR.

    13. Everything is better with ketchup.

    14. DO NOT honk your horn at us to be obnoxious, we will sit there until we die.

    15. We pull over and stop for emergency vehicles to pass.

    16. We pull over for funeral processions, turn our music off and men remove hats or caps. Some people put their hand over their heart.

    17. "Bless your Heart" is a nice way of saying you're an idiot.

    18. The state drink is sweet tea and we will judge you when you order unsweetened tea.

    19. There will always be two people on a moped on a two lane road when you are running late, so allow time for that.

    20. If you don't like the weather in SC, wait 15 minutes, it will change.
     
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    If you don't remember anything else, remember #5!

    Terry
     
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    Ferrisfan Got here as soon as I could Supporting Member

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    18) Is there a tattoo or something that I need to show that I am diabetic, or is a medic alert bracelet adequate?
     
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    12151791 schadenfreude | \ ˈshä-dᵊn-ˌfrȯi-də Benefactor Charter Life Member

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    What, nothing on Duke's mayonnaise!
     
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    ronn47 Where's the Scotch? Charter Member Benefactor Life Member

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    And #14
     
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    And #17 !
     
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    Pink_Vapor “Not as funny as he thinks he is”, spouse Supporting Member

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    Typically, it’s fun to inform yanks, “ the rest of the phrase is “you must have bumped your head”. If they’ve been here a couple years and still didn't know what it means, explain & wait for the hilarity to ensue. They start with,”I love that phrase”, then move on to a huff, trying to remember every time someone said in in the last * year(s).
     
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    Jus drank water! Its free and you wont be judged lol
     
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    ronn47 Where's the Scotch? Charter Member Benefactor Life Member

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    I am not sayin' ................. I am just sayin'

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    Can I like the fk outa this? Where's that button?
     
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    This is bull!! Moonshine is in qts and gallons!!
     
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