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NCLivingBrit
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I'm sure someone needs a pencil holder.
A man gets an audience with a The Pope.
“Your Holiness, I represent a company called KFC. We’re very big in The States, and we are prepared to offer The Church $50,000,000, if you could just see fit to making a slight change in the wording of The Lord’s Prayer. Instead of it reading- ‘Give us this day our daily bread’, we’d like it to go- ‘Give us this day our daily chicken’.”
The Pope is insulted.
“Look. This is God’s Holy Word! We can’t go changing it for money! I’m sorry but you’ve wasted your time!”
The next day, the man returns:
“$100,000,000. Now, please, Your Holiness. Please consider all you could do for Catholic Charities with that kind of money.”
The Pope is not impressed:
“$50,000,000 -$100,000,000. It doesn’t matter. It’s God’s Word and we cannot change it for money.”
A week goes by and the man is back:
“Final offer: $500,000,000.”
A week later, The Pope is at a big convention. All the top brass are there. All the Cardinals. Every Bishop. The Pope gets up and taps the mic:
“Okay, Settle down, guys. I’ve got good news, and I’ve got bad news. The good news is- we’ve raised $500,000,000 for Catholic Charities!”
The room erupts with cheers. The Cardinals are high-fiving. The Bishops start doing The Wave. Everybody’s ecstatic!
The Pope gives them a minute to enjoy it before once again bringing the room to silence. Every eye is on him as he speaks.
“And now for the bad news...
We lost the Wonder Bread account.”
“Your Holiness, I represent a company called KFC. We’re very big in The States, and we are prepared to offer The Church $50,000,000, if you could just see fit to making a slight change in the wording of The Lord’s Prayer. Instead of it reading- ‘Give us this day our daily bread’, we’d like it to go- ‘Give us this day our daily chicken’.”
The Pope is insulted.
“Look. This is God’s Holy Word! We can’t go changing it for money! I’m sorry but you’ve wasted your time!”
The next day, the man returns:
“$100,000,000. Now, please, Your Holiness. Please consider all you could do for Catholic Charities with that kind of money.”
The Pope is not impressed:
“$50,000,000 -$100,000,000. It doesn’t matter. It’s God’s Word and we cannot change it for money.”
A week goes by and the man is back:
“Final offer: $500,000,000.”
A week later, The Pope is at a big convention. All the top brass are there. All the Cardinals. Every Bishop. The Pope gets up and taps the mic:
“Okay, Settle down, guys. I’ve got good news, and I’ve got bad news. The good news is- we’ve raised $500,000,000 for Catholic Charities!”
The room erupts with cheers. The Cardinals are high-fiving. The Bishops start doing The Wave. Everybody’s ecstatic!
The Pope gives them a minute to enjoy it before once again bringing the room to silence. Every eye is on him as he speaks.
“And now for the bad news...
We lost the Wonder Bread account.”
But she’s all decked out in tactical gear, that means she knows what she is doing...
Combat Diver
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That HK rifle isn't cheap anymore! Reminds me of an old HK ad or Frankonia Jagd ad. Used to love their Munich store. Bought several guns there back in 89-90'
https://www.frankonia.de/
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