Just funny pictures and comics
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A woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.
The editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word
She pauses, reflects and then she says "Well then, let it read: "Fred Brown died."
Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there is a seven-word minimum for all obituaries.
She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, in that case, let it read: “Fred Brown Died ... Gun Collection For Sale."
The editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word
She pauses, reflects and then she says "Well then, let it read: "Fred Brown died."
Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there is a seven-word minimum for all obituaries.
She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, in that case, let it read: “Fred Brown Died ... Gun Collection For Sale."
