Launch code for US Strategic Command: well, not really.

Hammer12b said:
“Greetings Professor Falken.....DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME?”
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Changed it for you ;)

Last night I watched Salt. It has Angelina Jolie, and, well, I like her. The codes were uber-intricate, and the show is pretty much a documentary, so I am pretty sure it's going to take more than random tweeted letters, digits, and punctuation/signs to launch a strike....
 
Chuckman said:
I am pretty sure it's going to take more than random tweeted letters, digits, and punctuation/signs to launch a strike....
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Hm. Have you looked at your utility, insurance, or credit card bills lately?

BIG BOLD LETTERS: YOU OWESES DIS MUCH! [pretty colors!] PAYS IT BY DIS DAY! [smiley face!]

I am appalled at how dumbed-down business communications have become, no doubt because the smart-phone generation(s) have trouble with attention spans, reading comprehension, memory recall, and basic math.

I won't be surprised if future launcher input devices feature brightly colored keys with big letters, and a banner across the top of the keypad where a logo once might have been that reads:

TO ANNHILATE RUSSIA, PRESS "CTRL + R". TO ANNHILIATE FLORIDA, PRESS "CTRL = F". TO ANNHILIATE THE GLORIOUS PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PRESS "SELF DESTRUCT".

:)
 
Windini said:
Hm. Have you looked at your utility, insurance, or credit card bills lately?

BIG BOLD LETTERS: YOU OWESES DIS MUCH! [pretty colors!] PAYS IT BY DIS DAY! [smiley face!]

I am appalled at how dumbed-down business communications have become, no doubt because the smart-phone generation(s) have trouble with attention spans, reading comprehension, memory recall, and basic math.

I won't be surprised if future launcher input devices feature brightly colored keys with big letters, and a banner across the top of the keypad where a logo once might have been that reads:

TO ANNHILATE RUSSIA, PRESS "CTRL + R". TO ANNHILIATE FLORIDA, PRESS "CTRL = F". TO ANNHILIATE THE GLORIOUS PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PRESS "SELF DESTRUCT".

:)
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I am sure you are right, I was talking tongue-in-cheek about the launch sequence in the movie Salt, which was extremely more intricate....

Here's a portion, but not the whole thing:

 
Windini said:
BIG BOLD LETTERS: YOU OWESES DIS MUCH! [pretty colors!] PAYS IT BY DIS DAY! [smiley face!]

I am appalled at how dumbed-down business communications have become, no doubt because the smart-phone generation(s) have trouble with attention spans, reading comprehension, memory recall, and basic math.
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The NCDMV's online registration renewal is the most egregious of these that I have seen. It is modeled after a teenager texting their BFF. It is so dumbed-down I find it insulting.
 
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