MegaMillions - tonight - ONE BILLION

[Les White]

 

[Majicmike]

Dibs

 

[heavydoc]

If you move the arrow I can see what the other winning number is. 🤣🤣

 

[Catfish]

 

[JohnnyTyler]

I'll take the cash option please. That's a lot of hookers and cocaine.

 

[kcult]

I'm sending my wife out to get a ticket.

I fully expect to receive half of the payout if it's a winner.

 

[vaskeet]

If you move the arrow I can see what the other winning number is. 🤣🤣

I would be happy with 4 numbers and the kicker

 

[Button Pusher]

Please save your money for ammo, I have the winning numbers.

 

[jstaphase]

When I win it, I promise to shave my head and dress up like dr evil for the media

 

[DCGallim]

Just spent the most I ever have on lottery tickets, a whole $12.

 

[Button Pusher]

I spent $100 the last time it was HUGE, I had winning tickets for $65 so I had some fun, should have bought ammo instead.

 

[heavydoc]

I buy 2 tickets that's it. I asked tge warden to pick up a few on her way home. She got 6🤬

 

[ronn47]

Thanks everyone for your contribution to my ammo fund.


It would be nice just to hit the 5 numbers without the P-ball, that'd give me a nice retirement egg.

 

[heavydoc]

I'd like to hit more than 3 numbers

 

[Mike Overlay]

I'm sending my wife out to get a ticket.

I fully expect to receive half of the payout if it's a winner.

You prepared to pay up half when it looses?

 

[DCGallim]

You prepared to pay up half when it looses?

That’s not how it works. You you win it’s “our” winnings, lose and it’s all on you.

 

[Burt Gummer]

If I win, I’ll get the ball joints replaced on my truck, and if there’s enough left, I’ll go to the beach for a weekend

 

[Rob]

I donated $24
Good Luck everyone!
If I don't win, I hope you do!

 

[Mike Overlay]

Ima lease Belize for 25 years

 

[heavydoc]

I'm gonna buy the presidency

 

[Pogue]

I’d buy the next election from China and put Trump back in office.

 

[Pogue]

I'm gonna buy the presidency

🤣beat me to it

 

[myst173]

If I hit it the only clue any of you get is all the "and I'll be taking this also" responses to wts ads.

 

[ppirate]

If I never post again you'll know it was me. See you tomorrow

 

[Gator]

If I win, I’ll get the ball joints replaced on my truck, and if there’s enough left, I’ll go to the beach for a weekend

 

[Green Giant]

If I win, I will be "purchasing" at least one politician! I might even pay him to slap piglosi on live TV! 🤣

 

[SnowRooster]

im going to buy an island in the tropics, declare independence and drink and play with machine guns
I get a schedule set up for the CFF members bungalow.

 

[BatteryOaksBilly]

Man calls home.....Hey Baby!!!! I just won the lottery...Start packing!

Wife...excited........Where we going??????????????

Husband........I don't care. just don't be home when I get there!!!!

 

[ECNC]

Well I guess I will not be moving. Had one number

 

[McDirkale]

We lowered that pot by $4......boom

 

[Mr. Bggs]

My dad had an employee that called him on a Friday and said I won the lottery so I quit. He showed up Monday and asked for his job back and my dad said I thought you won the lottery? The guy says "I did, it was a scratch off for $300 and after the weekend I had, im broke and need my job back".... this actually happened

 

[Gator]

I hit it for $4, just gonna let it ride, roll it on over to the next big money drawing.

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[heavydoc]

I hit it for 4 numbers..... all on separate tickets🤣🤣

 

[Majicmike]

I only missed it by all 6 numbers.

 

[ProfMagoo(ret)]

I was just thinking how funny it would be if Trump has the winning number.