My Methlab Defence Shotgun

[NCLivingBrit]

Ask him to pronounce “schedule”.

It will all make sense.

I mean, he’s a native speaker. We’re just the rebellious step kids.

I've checked the records. He's correct.

 

[fieldgrade]

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I've checked the records. He's correct.

You know I was just busting on you.

I shudder to think what proper Brits think of our mangling of the vernacular.

 

[NCLivingBrit]

You know I was just busting on you.

I shudder to think what proper Brits think of our mangling of the vernacular.

Have you heard the English speak? Yeah a few BBC sorts talk right proper but the rest of us mangle the language every bit as much as you filthy colonials. Even the toffs.

 

[Mathieu18]

Most important question before I start shooting. Are you all jacked up on Spanish fly and are you wearing pants?

If it’s Yes, No, are you allowed in?

 

[NCLivingBrit]

If it’s Yes, No, are you allowed in?

Hell no, I'm gonna blow my head off before he can smash through the door.

 

[LTW288]

So to stop me losing my marbles doing my other builds, this one sort of just happened. Based on a cheap Turkesium shotgun (Hatsan Escort) I got off here that I just kept adding stuff to.

I just sort of went full 80s B movie bad guy on this one.

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7rds in the tube, 10 on the carriers. Trash ebay replica bayonet that's locked in tight, which is sort of shocking for how much I had to grind on the barrel band to get it over the mag extension. Weird "some of a stock" I got off ebay as well. Side mounted metal grip with a surprisingly useful light and green laser for maximum Tactifool "aiming". Tank style muzzle brake, because of course tank style muzzle brake. Green vet wrap because it's sort of slick/sharp where my hands go.

Absolute Turkesium and Chinesium melange of ebay garbage for pure silly fun gun. I can't help myself.

I dub her, "The Shotstabber."

This is the kind of thing that makes me love the internet 🤣