Me on the jury:
"Who the f**k has a reasonable expectation that your average golfer is going to be able to keep their tee shot 'in bounds' a high percentage of the time?"
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp.
------ MP&tHG
PS oh, the lot is ~ 225 yards down from the tee area off the right side of the fairway? Nope, no one's going to slice one over here.