No end to jury stupidity

I also quit golfing when I went one Saturday morning with a bunch of my associates down to Oak Hollow Country Club in High Point.

I teed off, sliced that sucker, and watched in horror as my ball flew extremely high, long, and to the right, directly over to the parking lot.šŸ˜³
WHAT?!? THAT WAS YOU????
 
Me on the jury:

"Who the f**k has a reasonable expectation that your average golfer is going to be able to keep their tee shot 'in bounds' a high percentage of the time?"

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp.

------ MP&tHG


PS oh, the lot is ~ 225 yards down from the tee area off the right side of the fairway? Nope, no one's going to slice one over here.

That's my sweet spot, 225 and off to the right, unless there is water.....then wherever the water is.
 
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