PCH called! I won big! Whoooooo!

[Millie]

Here's a new one on me. Exciting stuff!

A real slow-talking guy just called and told me I won 2.5 million and a new car from Publishers Clearing House! Woweeee!

He gave me all this info to write down, his name, a bunch of numbers, the make and model of the new car, the name of the "company eternity lawyer," the name of the driver.

Then I ask when I'm getting my winnings, and he goes into a spiel about how this is legit, and how we're being recorded for Homeland Security and IRS purposes, and I tell him that's fine, since I'm also recording this so as not to miss out on any info.....and guess what??? He hung up on me! lol.

Guess I'm not gonna be getting my big bucks now, huh?
PS I did actually write all that stuff down, if anyone wants to know what he said.

 

[B00ger]

Girl...I was all excited about you giving everyone a free firearm of their choice for being so cool...but no, you had to go and ruin it by being rude to the PCH guy...I r sad.

 

[Millie]

Girl...I was all excited about you giving everyone a free firearm of their choice for being so cool...but no, you had to go and ruin it by being rude to the PCH guy...I r sad.

I know! I'm so rude!
But he's even worse, since he hung up on me, and I was following his instructions to the letter, writing all that crap down.....lol.....

I'm sure I'll hear from them again, and I'll try to be nicer, then I'll give y'all a gun each.

 

[Grits]

I know! I'm so rude!
But he's even worse, since he hung up on me, and I was following his instructions to the letter, writing all that crap down.....lol.....

I'm sure I'll hear from them again, and I'll try to be nicer, then I'll give y'all a gun each.

Ok guys. The list starts here. 1911 Gold Cup.

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[JT]

Ok guys. The list starts here. 1911 Gold Cup.

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A Jason Burton custom:

 

[Ikarus1]

I answer the phone with scammers and just sit there and pump my shotgun action back and forth until they hang up

 

[Skaufma0]

Well if it turns out legit (doubtful), adding mine to the list

STI STACCATO - C² DUO™ CARRY

 

[Donnie D]

Millie, Millie, Millie. I just realized how long it's been since I have seen you. Your family and mine really need to spend more quality time together.....................You know, just in case the guy was legit.

 

[Millie]

Well if it turns out legit (doubtful), adding mine to the list

STI STACCATO - C² DUO™ CARRY

You guys have expensive tastes, don't you? I hope there's some $ left over for me!

 

[Millie]

Millie, Millie, Millie. I just realized how long it's been since I have seen you. Your family and mine really need to spend more quality time together.....................You know, just in case the guy was legit.

LOL.

 

[Skaufma0]

You guys have expensive tastes, don't you? I hope there's some $ left over for me!

Oh I thought I was going easy on you! I've got my eyes on a CheyTac Intervention I could swap it with...

 

[Millie]

Oh I thought I was going easy on you! I've got my eyes on a CheyTac Intervention I could swap it with...

I'll have do google that one.

 

[DirtySCREW]

Put me down for a Barrett 50 Cal......

Tks

DS

 

[Skaufma0]

I'll have do google that one.

A $12,000 rifle, good to 2,500 yards+, chambered in .408 or .375

 

[teamglock2002]

Hey I'm not greedy I'll take cash !!

 

[xtp308]

I appreciate the post; we get these guys all the time. I just mess with them and waste their time, because they've wasted mine.
My son loves these calls, he likes to speak in a made-up language to them, sounds like Klingon or something, including fart noises for nouns. Really funny to hear him bait them in.

 

[ProfMagoo(ret)]

This works well (partially cover mouthpiece): "Hey Jim, you wanna get a trace set up on line 1?"

 

[Donnie D]

A $12,000 rifle, good to 2,500 yards+, chambered in .408 or .375

It could be a $12,000,000 rifle. With me shooting, it would NOT be accurate at 2500 yards.

 

[Chihuahua Floyd]

I'm simple, RIA mil spec 1911

 

[Millie]

I'm simple, RIA mil spec 1911

I'll be handling the requests for 1911s first.....love those things!

 

[lasttombstone]

Can I maybe be considered for a Fox Mod. B in .410? And thank you in advance for being so generous with your windfall.

 

[Millie]

Can I maybe be considered for a Fox Mod. B in .410? And thank you in advance for being so generous with your windfall.

You're welcome! lol.
(I'll have to google that one too.)

 

[lasttombstone]

I"ll help. It is just an old double barrel shotgun. I'm just partial to the little stuff.

 

[Grits]

You guys have expensive tastes, don't you? I hope there's some $ left over for me!

Well. When you chum the waters sharks do come around. And thanks for putting the 1911's at the top of the list.

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[Millie]

Well. When you chum the waters sharks do come around. And thanks for putting the 1911's at the top of the list.

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They'll always be at the top of my list! lol.

 

[Coltdefender1911]

How about a Raven .25 for nostalgia purposes.