Chdamn
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Had something similar happen to me with a well known loser out where I live. I pumped some gas onto his pant legs and asked him if that was enough for him to get home. He didn't seem to enjoy the joke as much as me.
I like making the non-friendly finger gun (think Clint Eastwood) at panhandlers as they walk towards me; works every time.
When I was younger and working in DC I used to ask them for money “hey man you got a dollar” when I saw them approaching. They’d just walk off. But if they caught me off guard and asked first I would say “this is like trick or treat. You’ll get the money if you do a trick I like”. That usually got and effe you and they’d leave.
This one time a guy said “no tricks but how about if I tell a joke that makes you laugh”. I said go for it. He said “what has four legs and smells like fish”. I don’t know. “Bill Clinton’s desk” (the Monica Lewinski deal was still fresh at the time). I busted out laughing and handed him 5 bucks.