My wife messaged me to get pine nuts and dried cherries while I was out.
I didn’t know that there were boy and girl pine trees so I stopped at a nursery that specialized in trees.
A cute girl asked what I was interested in and I explained that I didn’t know there were boy and girl pine trees but wanted some of their nuts.
I got the hell out of there when she called me a pervert and started screaming.
No way I’m going to the old folks home and ask for dried cherries.
I didn’t know that there were boy and girl pine trees so I stopped at a nursery that specialized in trees.
A cute girl asked what I was interested in and I explained that I didn’t know there were boy and girl pine trees but wanted some of their nuts.
I got the hell out of there when she called me a pervert and started screaming.
No way I’m going to the old folks home and ask for dried cherries.