As we get older we finally learn that carrying a handgun on your hip, and tied to your britches on a belt, is just not as fun as it used to be. Drags on your side, pulls at your britches, and just not comfortable at all. We have also learned that it is much nicer wearing a gun in a separate belt, not attached to your britches/Pants, and just below the belt. I can wear a gun all day and all night this way, with not too much issues. Now that we are in lock down, and practicing for the Apacalyspe, walking around the compound I have been wearing such rigs. Oh yes, I have been carrying my beautiful and classy elephant leather rigs, with various fancy 1911s and just feeling "dandy" about it.
This morning I awoke to what must be a nightmare at best. I looked down, and behold I was sporting a G'D'm "Plastic Handgun" in a "Plastic Holster" on a "Plastic/Nylon Belt".......... WTF?????
I Must have awoken to COVID-19 HELL. There can be no other explanation. And the Worst of it........... It was comfortable. It was easy to carry. It was Light. It was Fast to Present! OMG, WTF, I am in Plastic Hell.......
I swear, I better not hear a snicker, a giggle or a snear out of any of you! No finger pointing or mockery of any sort! You are not to breathe a word of this to anyone, or I swear I will take you off my Christmas Card List Permanently! Do not let the fact that I do not send Christmas Cards effect your actions on this matter.
This is Obscene to say the very least................... An abomination of untold proportions.....................