Prepare wife before "going away" for a while

A good plan for a major emergency. A way to touch base when cell phones go down. Some friends or family to be on call if she needs a hand. Could be carrying heavy crap, could be a bump in the night. Just a security blanket you hope not use. A preplanned meeting place should crap really go wrong. Stock her up with extra flashlights, batteries, food, wayer etc.

And dirty pics of you in a speedo. In case she gets lonely.
 
Going with the assumption that you completely trust your wife, a general power of attorney is a good idea to. I always leave one with my wife whenever I go on my extended “vacations”. That said, I’ve seen many horror stories over the years of guy who have gotten screwed over while they were on deployment. Not saying that would happen to you, but just something to consider.
 
Besides things like firearm proficiency and describing some general usage of supplies, how would you prepare your wife if you were going away for 6-12mths?

Lots of good, practical advice. Here's some good, PERSONAL advice:

Pay it forward on 6 to 12 months of sexual antics.

Put together some gifts, cards, etc. and hide them in various places so she can get to them when you tell her where they're at. Kinds of like hidden care packages.

Put together a treasure hunt, with a really cool prize at the end, and a way to get her started on this at some point. For example, a card delivered to her with something personal you've written in it for her. It contains a clue leading her to another destination, where she'll find something, like a pair of tickets for her and her sister (or whomever) to go to a concert/dinner/movie. After that, maybe a few other destinations...like a manicure/pedicure, massage, etc.

Set up to have flowers delivered on certain dates.

Leave a shirt, sweater, etc. that you've worn for a day and not washed. (NOT a pile of dirty laundry, mind you! Or something disgusting...just something you've worn that smells of you and your cologne/deodorant.) She may keep it so she can smell your presence.
 
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