Real conversation I had with my kids....

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  1. Silver_Bullet

    Silver_Bullet Rogue One Benefactor Charter Life Member

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    this morning.

    Cooked some hog jowls, and told my kids it was bacon. After tasting it my daughter said, “Daddy this is fake bacon!” I said, “I’m sorry it’s hog jowls, not bacon” My son said, “Well it tastes OK”. I said, “Kids it’s not fake, as fake bacon only comes from Canada.” My Daughter says, “Canadian Bacon isn’t real?” I said, “No it’s it’s not bacon at all, and hog jowls are even better than Fake Canadian Bacon”.
     
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    Mirac Epic Replies ---> Charter Member

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    haha ! good on ya.
     
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    Lol. It’s better than bacon.
     
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    Good answer brother. RMAO
     
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    I heard Canadian bacon was made from denim...
     
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    12151791 [This Space is Available for Rent] Benefactor Charter Life Member

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    Is it new year’s And I missed it :D
    Smart kid. Great answer.