You might as well call Ronald Reagan a communist! A bald eagle a parakeet. Mt. Rushmore a sandcastle.
You're dead to me!
In all seriousness...my real beef with the pitch clock is like adding new gun laws after a shooting. There are already laws in place to prevent it in the first place! In baseball, if a pitcher is taking too long, it's only hurting his team. It's rocking them back on their heels and I gaur-un-damn-tee you his pitching coach is going to give him hell over taking too long. Part of a pitcher's job is to control the pace of the game purposefully and strategically. That means quick-pitching a guy sometimes, making a runner wait forever other times, making a batter who's anxious wait until he calls time, etc.
We might as well make the center fielder wear scuba gear while playing too...because, why not? It makes as much sense as shot timers, robot umps, and playback cameras!