Significant others….post em up.

Wow, I'm not actually sure I have a pic of the wife and I in the last decade. I'll look around.
 
Yeah…I actually do have and wear other stuff besides cargo pants and t-shirts.
I’m supposed to go to a graveside funeral in 101 degrees Wednesday, and cargo pants are all I have that fit since I added the covid 19 pounds. If I wore a jacket I bet I could leave my pants and belt unbuckled. But then I’d melt like that guy who fell in the molten iron.

And congrats on the niece’s nuptials, and a beautiful spouse.
 
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I’m supposed to go to a graveside funeral in 101 degrees Wednesday…

Wife told me, “You’re probably gonna want to take that coat off, as hot as it is.” Told her I couldn’t. She asked, “How many?” I said, “Two”.
 
My wife is a ghost on the internet. No known pictures of her anywhere, no social media, nada. She told me a long time ago, well, after Al Gore invented the internet, that if I ever posted a picture of her I’d get the Lorena Bobbitt action.
 
You guys sure must have a good BS game, however, those ladies look way too smart to fall for your stuff. They must have felt bad for you.
 
Here's mine in her natural environment... a Mexican restaurant as we celebrated 12 years together.

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You may be thinking, wth? How did he get her?

WELL. We both used to be underwear models.

She went pro while I stayed amateur though.

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And personality... a lot of personality on my part.
 
My wife is a ghost on the internet. No known pictures of her anywhere, no social media, nada. She told me a long time ago, well, after Al Gore invented the internet, that if I ever posted a picture of her I’d get the Lorena Bobbitt action.

Yeah same... not exactly a ghost but if I post pic I would get the same treatment. Take my word for it I got lucky in more ways than one.
 
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