Some excitement in my house this AM

[DaveInCLT]

So I snuck out of bed early and left my wife sleeping, made my scrambled eggs for breakfast and a big mug of hot cold brew coffee and am quietly watching the last hour of the 24 hours of LeMans race downstairs.

I hear my wife stirring and walking around upstairs, then suddenly I hear her voice sounding stressed yelling “DAVID COME UPSTAIRS RIGHT NOW”. I’m thinking I wish she had said if I need to bring a gun or a knife but I bolt upstairs and finally find her in the guest bathroom. She’s pointing at the toilet and I’m thinking what am I in for.

Last thing I expected was this.



First words out of my mouth were “what did you eat for dinner?” which she didn’t appreciate as much as I thought she should have.

She leaves the room saying watch him so I do and the little bugger ducks back down into the toilet piping. He’s gone and I’m thinking “no way am I going to poop in this toilet for a while”. She comes back in with something to put him in and says I’m going to catch him, I can tell she’s thinking about keeping him. I say no way are we keeping a toilet frog for a pet and am glad he’s escaped.

Well she checks back later and he’s returned and she’s nabs him and carries him downstairs in her hands telling me open the front door. She takes him out to the woods behind our house and let’s him loose. I think his color is a bit light (likely from the Clorox Toilet Bowl cleaner we use) and he’s going to be easy pickings for the predators back there


of course now I’m googling up “I have a frog in my toilet” and I guess it’s not that unusual. Certainly was for me.

 

[Majicmike]

Alot if times I have sounds that come the rear of my body that sounds like a frog. I have never seen a butt frog. That’s the first pic I’ve seen posted. My frog has to be a lot bigger though. Sometime when they Burt they have really bad breath.

 

[ProfMagoo(ret)]

Q: “What did you eat for dinner?”
A: "Toad in the Hole."

 

[Burt Gummer]

Looks like a gray tree frog. You on a septic tank or city sewer?

 

[DaveInCLT]

City sewer. Google says they can get in from vent tubes, cracked pipes or sometimes from roof and gutters somehow

 

[Jeppo]

First words out of my mouth were “what did you eat for dinner?”

That right there is comedy gold! 😂

 

[Jeppo]

You might consider changing the title…

Some excitement excrement in my house this AM​

😂

 

[Windini]

Is it time to redefine "hoppin John?"

 

[Johnny]

I would have named it Turd Burglar.

 

[P01135809]

I didn’t read the whole post, but if your stools look like that you should probably visit a doctor

 

[Jabroni]

Butt frog... giggle.

 

[ProfMagoo(ret)]

I didn’t read the whole post, but if your stools look like that you should probably visit a doctor

I didn’t read the whole post, but if your stools look like that you should probably visit a ^witch^ doctor

 

[DaveInCLT]

I think the correct term is procto-herpetologist

 

[Get Off My Lawn]

 

[Dale Gribble]

Hey dude….

Did you, uh, lick its back and didya see anything “out of the ordinary”?

If so, are you still in possession of the frog and could one pick it up from you?

Askin’ fer a friend.

 

[DrScaryGuy]

you know... they'd do the same thing if you sat down and made any kind of splashing...

 

[Qball]

We experienced this exact same occurrence about 12 years ago in our 3rd floor toilet.

I made the mistake of pouring some top soil on top of our septic tank lid after having the tank pumped.

Evidently, the tank lid wasn’t completely sealed and some tadpole eggs managed to get into our septic tank.

I’m glad my wife didn’t find out the hard way that there was a frog in the toilet.😂

 

[NKD]

Think carefully about this next sentence:

Anything that frog can get into, a copperhead or other snake can get into.

Make sure and inform the wife.

 

[ppirate]

If that thing tickled my butt whilst sitting.....I'd never crap again. Dang