Telsa Smart Summon Not So Smart

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https://jalopnik.com/people-using-teslas-new-smart-summon-feature-are-alread-1838593877

The videos would be hilarious except that they are real and idiots are trusting that Elon and his team got the tech right to move their 4000+ lb car.

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https://twitter.com/i/status/1177749574976462848

https://twitter.com/i/status/1177761095332896774
 
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Problem is Tesla constantly need to keep forcing out new tech to keep it's fans happy and they don't always seem to finish it before they do.
 
Let me put it like this. If I get hit and I find out some dumbass was controlling his car with a phone because he was to lazy to go get in... it’s on. We won’t be taking.

The least of his worries will be the car damage. I am going to beat his ass where he stand and when the cops come I am going to say he was some cyborg controlling cars and it was 1 versus many. I am the victim here, he tried to remotely kill me.
 
My other take on it would be, if I get out and I see no driver I’ll just start hitting the car and yelling decepticon... ITS A DECEPTICON
 
For Truly Handicapped people it might be ok, may be? Lazy people I don't think so.

This is some of the same people who leave a shopping cart in a parking lot, so it can hit your car or truck.
 
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Call to Tesla...
Tesla customer service: did you unplug it and wait 30 seconds for hard reset.
 
My fat ass needs exercise, so I intentionally park far away so I get some walking in.

Videos show the difficulty with transitioning to autonomous vehicles; people are bad, unpredictable drivers.
 
Not going to lie; I really love lane departure and smart cruise control where you set the distance to the car in front of you.
 
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