"Want to see my special talent?"

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by HMP, Jul 5, 2018.

  1. HMP

    HMP Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2016
    Messages:
    17,808
    Likes Received:
    46,252
    Location:
    TRIAD
  2. dorton

    dorton Happy to be here

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2016
    Messages:
    87
    Likes Received:
    167
    Location:
    Winston Salem
    that’s hilarious.
     
    Button Pusher likes this.
  3. ronn47

    ronn47 Where's the Scotch? Charter Member Benefactor Life Member

    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2016
    Messages:
    2,203
    Likes Received:
    3,449
    Location:
    Heath Springs, SC
    Come on mom, show her how it's really done.
     
    fishgutzy, Qball and Button Pusher like this.
  4. Button Pusher

    Button Pusher Well-Known Member Benefactor

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2017
    Messages:
    5,562
    Likes Received:
    6,478
    Location:
    Raleigh
    One of the gals in school used to do this all the time until they told her to stop it, circa 1975.
     
    fishgutzy and Qball like this.
  5. Coltdefender1911

    Coltdefender1911 On the couch Charter Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2016
    Messages:
    2,628
    Likes Received:
    2,239
    Location:
    Charlotte, NC
    OH
    MY
    GOSH
    That's funny as hell.
     
    fishgutzy and Qball like this.
  6. Mirac

    Mirac Epic Replies ---> Charter Member

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2017
    Messages:
    2,495
    Likes Received:
    3,193
    Location:
    Randolph Co
    That's not pain killer, that's truth serum.
     
    fishgutzy, SPM and ronn47 like this.
  7. Rskahle

    Rskahle Founding Inglorious bastard Charter Member Benefactor Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2016
    Messages:
    1,022
    Likes Received:
    1,393
    Location:
    I'm under your bed
    OH MY GOD!!!!
     
  8. Ferrisfan

    Ferrisfan Got here as soon as I could Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2017
    Messages:
    827
    Likes Received:
    1,280
    Location:
    Durham, NC
    Is mom single? Asking for a friend.
     
    Coltdefender1911 and SPM like this.
  9. Pink_Vapor

    Pink_Vapor Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2017
    Messages:
    3,102
    Likes Received:
    3,492
    Location:
    Moncure, NC
    BWAAAHAHAHA!!! "Don't act like you haven't done it before, mom."
    I wish dad's face was on camera. :p
     
    ronn47 likes this.
  10. Jeppo

    Jeppo Very LARGE Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    May 26, 2017
    Messages:
    7,731
    Likes Received:
    11,325
    Location:
    Davidson County, NC
    "Want to see my special talent?"
    You learned that from her?????? :eek:
     
    Burt Gummer likes this.
  11. Burt Gummer

    Burt Gummer Comfortably Numb Staff Member Benefactor Charter Life Member

    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2016
    Messages:
    7,072
    Likes Received:
    18,416
    Location:
    Julian, NC
    I expected to see @HMP special talent
     
    Pink_Vapor likes this.
  12. noway2

    noway2 Senior Member Charter Life Member

    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2016
    Messages:
    6,104
    Likes Received:
    8,632
    Location:
    Onboard the mothership
    I was too, I was expecting him to fart the star spangled banner or something.
     
    Coltdefender1911 likes this.
  13. SPM

    SPM Patriot Rabblerouser

    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2016
    Messages:
    3,987
    Likes Received:
    20,970
    Location:
    NC
    Probably rolled his eyes. As old as the kid is, it probably ain’t happened for ‘Ol Boy in a while (especially since Mom didn’t sound like she thought it was at all funny)....and at this point, it’d probably be too expensive to press the issue.
     
    Last edited: Jul 6, 2018
  14. Pink_Vapor

    Pink_Vapor Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2017
    Messages:
    3,102
    Likes Received:
    3,492
    Location:
    Moncure, NC
    That sucketh... I'll be a sad ole fart when I realize that is in the past.
     
    fishgutzy and SPM like this.
  15. Catfish

    Catfish E Pluribus Mendacium Charter Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2016
    Messages:
    4,069
    Likes Received:
    6,756
    Location:
    Charlotte
    Classy!

    1) That your kid has skills
    2) That you would post the video
     
    Last edited: Jul 6, 2018
    fishgutzy and ronn47 like this.
  16. BlackGun

    BlackGun Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2017
    Messages:
    1,998
    Likes Received:
    2,383
    Location:
    Hickory
    Definitely wife material.
     
  17. SDIVER2006

    SDIVER2006 SDIVER2006

    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2016
    Messages:
    1,112
    Likes Received:
    895
    Location:
    Pineland NC
    Hahahaha I spit out my coffee
     
    fishgutzy likes this.
  18. Amps 13

    Amps 13 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2017
    Messages:
    1,139
    Likes Received:
    1,202
    Location:
    Jamestown
    Video is incomplete. Must have missed mothers turn to prove if true.
     
    Last edited: Jul 7, 2018
  19. VA_GENTLEMAN

    VA_GENTLEMAN Gone Galt Benefactor Charter Life Member

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2016
    Messages:
    905
    Likes Received:
    1,649
    Location:
    Western NC, Virginian by Grace of God
    As a dad, I think my heart would just stop right there....
     
    Matt.Cross likes this.
  20. noway2

    noway2 Senior Member Charter Life Member

    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2016
    Messages:
    6,104
    Likes Received:
    8,632
    Location:
    Onboard the mothership
    As a guy, just think of all the things you did as a teenager. Now realizing that your daughter is going to do those things with someone too.