Went for a fiscal last week and got a call to go back for more tests ... he thought possible ulcer or other condition due to blood found in one of the first tests. Today they do an EDG and I have a quarter sized perforated ulcer. Nothing else BP was fine, cholesterol good, weight good, etc ... just a damn hole in my stomach. I haven’t had any pain or such and only the traces of blood found in another test. However now I’m really in pain ... no coffee, beer, scotch ... no spicy foods like Italian, Mexican or such ... no fatty meats especially BACON just chicken and not fried ... no tomato based foods so pastas, salsa, etc. Now basically I am suppose to go on a rabbit diet ... green stuff ... which the dietician said should include lots of raw leafy greens especially kale I ain’t a big fan of that stuff much less any salad unless it’s on say a hamburger. I am sitting here wondering if or when I’m going to tell my wife ... I can just see her pulling out her damn juicer and I’m drinking cabbage juice or kale juice smoothies. I can just see her now going all DI on me with throwing out stuff, planning “healthy” meals and so on ... to a point where she’ll be doing surprise inspections for contraband. I can give up a lot but coffee, bacon, beer and seasonings ... WTF?