Some of you know this stuff, but I am feeling chatty this a.m.
I am constantly worried that people don't like me, am convinced I am the biggest loser on this board (and almost every other group I am in) and am neurotically insecure. I compensate by being arrogant and aggressive, or a mewling suck up..... thereby guaranteeing you won't like me! lol
I have never felt like I have been a part of the "cool kids" club, no matter what the group is.
I asked my wife out for the first time, believing she would never go out with me (she was amazingly beautiful). I only got the courage to ask her because I got a really good grade on a test and thought "when she says no, I still have the A"
I once argued a federal case "pro se" (without a lawyer), and won a "summary judgment" (where the judge decides no jury would ever convict given the evidence submitted and throws out the case).
I hitchiked through Central America (twice) and large parts of South America. I am the only "missionary" (I worked with Wycliffe Bible Translators) I know of who got to the field that way.
I won a car in H.S. (brand new 1970 Chevelle... MAN I wish I still had that car)
I was "homeless" by choice for the better part of a year, living on the road with a backpack and my thumb out. I learned a great deal about people..... and myself.
I won money in a chess tournament once (Kansas City Open)
I became a Christian in jail
In college, I memorized the books of Philippians, Ephesians, most of Proverbs, Romans, the Sermon on the Mount, large parts of John.
I have failed at more careers than most people have ever tried. I have made and lost well over six figures multiple times in the financial markets.
I made up traffic law and the citation (with numbers!) in the Mexican traffic code and argued myself out of a bribe/ticket on the side of the road (in Spanish). My Mexican friend whose vehicle I was driving said "I can't believe you just did that"
I can't count the number of times I have been arrested or detained. Seriously, they are all a jumble in my head.