Many years ago when I was married to another fair maiden, we were out for supper with another couple we spent time with.
About half way through supper a young lady in her 20s walked by the table, leaned over and Kissed me right square on the mouth. She said.."I'll see you tomorrow, same time, same place."
My wife said .."Just who in THE Hell was that?"
I said..."Wellll that was my girl friend."
Wife said.."Well I'll Not be treated this way. I want a divorce!"
I said.."Well if nothing else will do you can leave tomorrow. Just remember the Pre Nup is iron clad. You will leave without your new Mercedes, your jewelry, your furs and all the designer clothes, bags and shoes. You will leave with a check for $25,000 and Nothing else."
Before she could even answer another Beautiful young girl came up to the table and kissed my friend across the table and said, "Tomorrow, same time same place".
My wife said..."Welll who in The Hell was That????"
I said ..."Why that was His girl friend".
My wife paused, pursed her lips and said.."PFTTTTT, she's not Near as pretty as Ours!!"
About half way through supper a young lady in her 20s walked by the table, leaned over and Kissed me right square on the mouth. She said.."I'll see you tomorrow, same time, same place."
My wife said .."Just who in THE Hell was that?"
I said..."Wellll that was my girl friend."
Wife said.."Well I'll Not be treated this way. I want a divorce!"
I said.."Well if nothing else will do you can leave tomorrow. Just remember the Pre Nup is iron clad. You will leave without your new Mercedes, your jewelry, your furs and all the designer clothes, bags and shoes. You will leave with a check for $25,000 and Nothing else."
Before she could even answer another Beautiful young girl came up to the table and kissed my friend across the table and said, "Tomorrow, same time same place".
My wife said..."Welll who in The Hell was That????"
I said ..."Why that was His girl friend".
My wife paused, pursed her lips and said.."PFTTTTT, she's not Near as pretty as Ours!!"
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