Worst Christmas Cards

Those are pretty good!

Along the lines of "meant to do it, didn't git it done, wish we had": After Dottye and I escaped from Canada and got back down here, we had planned to put on swim gear and get our photo taken out in the snow and use it for a Christmas card. Would have been good. Oh well and alas :)
 
Right before I met my wife I was dating this girl. I knew it likely wasn't going to be serious; she had plans for a wedding. She had big plans for us for Hanukkah (she's Jewish) and Christmas (I am not Jewish); 90% of them with her friends and family. I tried breaking up with her in person, but it just wasn't happening. So I sent her a card, "Merry Christmas. Sorry, I forgot you are Jewish. I am breaking up with you. Have a good holiday."

Man, was she pissed.....
 
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