Your last altercation?

[kcult]

Got tagged on the chin by a golden gloves heavyweight standing outside a bar. When I just stood there and looked at him, he got on his motorcycle with a single leap and has not been seen since.
I hit a guy in high school so hard I broke several of his teeth.

Been on both sides of that fence.

I took a short nap in the middle of the road before.

A friend was driving my girlfriend and me back home from the club. They were in the front seats. I was in the back.

She insisted on just steadily chewing my ass for something I didn't remember doing. I finally had enough and reached around and covered her mouth with my hand. As soon as our friend saw that, he slammed on the brakes and got out of the car, yelling something about me hitting her.

I stepped out and he was all in my face. I pushed him with both hands and watched him stumble across the street and fall in the ditch.

About that time, my girlfriend screamed at me from behind. I made the mistake of turning around to tell her to shut up. Then, I felt a hand on my shoulder.

I turned around and Whap! Knuckle sandwich, right in the kisser.

I was only out for a moment when he helped me up and asked if I was ready to go home. I said, "yep."

 

[bigfelipe]

Got tagged on the chin by a golden gloves heavyweight standing outside a bar. When I just stood there and looked at him, he got on his motorcycle with a single leap and has not been seen since.
I hit a guy in high school so hard I broke several of his teeth.

Been on both sides of that fence.

Well I definitely plan on shooting you in the face if we ever get in a fight because you are way too badass for me...

 

[nbkky71]

I guess my last altercation was back in my college days... back in '91.

I didn't get along with one of the guys living in my building and caught him pissing on my car one night. Yes, urinating on the side of my car. I took offense and the result was an outbreak of fisticuffs. After trading blows, he ended up with a broken nose and I ended up with a shattered pinky knuckle. I swung, he ducked and I managed to squarely punch the brick exterior of our residence. yeeeeeouch!

I don't recall anything else ever coming of it.