I’ve told this story several times. Not gonna type it out again for you to pick apart and condescend.
I don’t remember the story, but knowing you, I’ll take some creative license liberties and create my own story.
Rude employee: *ignores Burt because he looks like he works for a living*
Burt: hey...I want to see this really over priced firearm that I haven’t seen before
Rude employee: huh? That one? Really?
Burt: yeah...
Rude employee: *does rude person stuff*
Burt: why don’t you just take that really nice firearm and place it up your arse?
Rude employee: I can’t even with you
Burt: I may not have been clear. Could you please go fornicate withourself
Rude employee: I’m gonna tell!
Burt: by all means sir, I wish to add more characters to this story so I too can request they fornicate with themselves.
Rude manager appears: what seems to be the problem, peasant?
Burt: I was hoping to look at said firearm, but my quest here has changed and now I would like this rude employee to do unattractive sexual things with himself
Rude manager: But you can’t say those things here!
Burt: well then you also can bend over double and place your genitalia in your ear.
Rude manager: please remove yourself from this establishment you peasant!
Burt: as I depart, look long and lustfully at this behind that you can kiss
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