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Picked up a hitch-hiker. Seemed like a nice guy.


After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn't afraid that he might be a serial killer?


Told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car was extremely unlikely.

He got out at the next exit.
 
12151791 said:
Picked up a hitch-hiker. Seemed like a nice guy.


After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn't afraid that he might be a serial killer?


Told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car was extremely unlikely.

He got out at the next exit.
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The odds of being on a plane with a bomb in it are 1 in 1,000,000. The odds of being on a plane with two bombs in it jump to 1 in a billion.

That's why I always take a bomb with me when I fly.
 
kcult said:
The odds of being on a plane with a bomb in it are 1 in 1,000,000. The odds of being on a plane with two bombs in it jump to 1 in a billion.

That's why I always take a bomb with me when I fly.
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Leave it to the nerd to correct your math. It’s 1:1 trillion, not billion.
 
Inglis said:
You are lucky you still have your finger.
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Yup.
I've used my example to tell many other forklift techs to get the jewelry off. I hadn't taken it off for 17 years and it wouldn't come off. After troubleshooting a unit for hours, I failed to disconnect power one time, instantly he ring was glowing like a kitchen burner. Tried to cut it off with dykes- bad move, they twisted with the ring. Eyes now squirting, I folded a business card under and slowly cut through with a hacksaw. It dripped for almost two weeks.
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Pink_Vapor said:
Thanks. It happened in '04, hurt like fire, I went back to working on it 1.5 hours later after some time to eat, wrap it and stop cursing my negligence. I stopped wearing the cut ring about a year ago when it started to crack.
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In the 80-90s the Army had a ring policy, no rings, PERIOD! I got used to being without one and to this day I can’t stand to have one on my finger. I keep my wedding ring in my wallet. I need to try to get over that because my Dad is giving me a huge gold ring that was my great grandfathers who we were named after. It’ll probably sit in my safe with the gold pocket watch from my other great granddad.
 
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Pink_Vapor said:
Been there, done that with a 48V 2,200lb battery, the aftermath
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When I was in high school I always sat in the back of the class (shocker I know) unless forced to sit up front. I had one class in particular that I hated. French class....ugh. So one day we had a surprise test, and I didn't want to take it because I wasn't prepared, so I bent a paperclip into a U and quickly shoved it into the socket and back out. Tiny spark and the lights went out so we didn't have to take the test. Just a tiny shock to my fingers.

Well flash forward a few weeks and I was bored in another class and decided to pull the same trick. Only this time it must have been on a bigger circuit breaker because in that split second the paperclip went bright red and burned the absolute piss out of my finger. It didn't trip, no lights went out and I had a 2nd degree burn around my finger. But I was smart enough not to say anything and hid my finger. There had been a bright light from the super heated metal and the teacher asked "what was that". Beats me I said as the smell of BBQ wafted through the classroom.
 
Chdamn said:
When I was in high school I always sat in the back of the class (shocker I know) unless forced to sit up front. I had one class in particular that I hated. French class....ugh. So one day we had a surprise test, and I didn't want to take it because I wasn't prepared, so I bent a paperclip into a U and quickly shoved it into the socket and back out. Tiny spark and the lights went out so we didn't have to take the test. Just a tiny shock to my fingers.

Well flash forward a few weeks and I was bored in another class and decided to pull the same trick. Only this time it must have been on a bigger circuit breaker because in that split second the paperclip went bright red and burned the absolute piss out of my finger. It didn't trip, no lights went out and I had a 2nd degree burn around my finger. But I was smart enough not to say anything and hid my finger. There had been a bright light from the super heated metal and the teacher asked "what was that". Beats me I said as the smell of BBQ wafted through the classroom.
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OK, I totally derailed this thread.
I’ll start a new one to keep this a funny comic thread.

Mods, would you like to move these tales to https://www.carolinafirearmsforum.com/index.php?threads/scars-are-tattoos-with-a-story.36353/
 
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