About two weeks ago I was paying for lunch at a local Mexican eatery. I was waiting in line behind two 50 to 60 year old women who had a 14” tall bulldog who was severely obese wearing a winter coat, scarf, and had a blanket draped over it. The dog came to legs and was snorting liquid from it’s ugly face while bouncing around my feet. It was on a leash as well.
Karen: “He just wants to see if he likes you.”
Blackgun: “ Well tell him I don’t like him snorting on me and being in a restaurant while I dine.”
Nothing. Crickets. She left and the 2 women lifted the fat pig into the car and I left in the work truck.
I get home to pick up some parts for the next hvac customer. I get a call from Karen.
Karen: “ Did you have someone at the taco place about 1 o’clock today.”
Blackgun: “ I think I did.”
Karen: “ Well he was rude. He cussed me and he was really drunk.”
Blackgun: “ No kidding.”
Karen: “ Yeah, he was mean to my dog.”
Blackgun: You’re a liar Karen. That person was me. I did not cuss you nor had I drank anything. Do you think I’m going to fire myself, Karen. Listen, nobody wants your mutt where they eat, and snorting on their legs.
Karen: “ Well that’s my service dog and needs to go everywhere with me.”
Blackgun: “ Bullshit. Service dogs are for service men who put themselves in harms way and it helps them cope with PTSD, or for the blind.” But you women took it from soldiers so you can tote your animals around because you can’t get a man.”
Karen: (full blast sobbing) “My husband died 3 years ago and I need my dog.”
Blackgun: “ No Karen, you need to get mental health counseling.”
Karen hung up on me, I exposed the BS lies to get a boss to fire an employee. Only problem was I was the boss and employee. I’m not going to play soft either. THE END
Karen: “He just wants to see if he likes you.”
Blackgun: “ Well tell him I don’t like him snorting on me and being in a restaurant while I dine.”
Nothing. Crickets. She left and the 2 women lifted the fat pig into the car and I left in the work truck.
I get home to pick up some parts for the next hvac customer. I get a call from Karen.
Karen: “ Did you have someone at the taco place about 1 o’clock today.”
Blackgun: “ I think I did.”
Karen: “ Well he was rude. He cussed me and he was really drunk.”
Blackgun: “ No kidding.”
Karen: “ Yeah, he was mean to my dog.”
Blackgun: You’re a liar Karen. That person was me. I did not cuss you nor had I drank anything. Do you think I’m going to fire myself, Karen. Listen, nobody wants your mutt where they eat, and snorting on their legs.
Karen: “ Well that’s my service dog and needs to go everywhere with me.”
Blackgun: “ Bullshit. Service dogs are for service men who put themselves in harms way and it helps them cope with PTSD, or for the blind.” But you women took it from soldiers so you can tote your animals around because you can’t get a man.”
Karen: (full blast sobbing) “My husband died 3 years ago and I need my dog.”
Blackgun: “ No Karen, you need to get mental health counseling.”
Karen hung up on me, I exposed the BS lies to get a boss to fire an employee. Only problem was I was the boss and employee. I’m not going to play soft either. THE END