OK, so here's what I'm thinking. CFF Privateering vessel, armed, selling pirate hunting trips.....

[B00ger]

Anchors are only necessary if you plan on stopping. Once we set sail, we go hard until she sinks. And then we become submariners.

 

[Windini]

Can I bring my cannon?

We would be seriously disappointed if you didn't!

Anchors are only necessary if you plan on stopping. Once we set sail, we go hard until she sinks. And then we become submariners.

So, from "Anchors A-weigh" to "Anchors Away" it is.

 

[SPM]

So a GoFundMe? Do the proprietors of this fine establishment care of I call the team name Carolina Firearms Forum?

 

[NCLivingBrit]

We'll also be needing a Letter Of Marque.

We happen to have a president who used to be in the hotel business.

Somewhere I have a reproduction English letter of marque complete with seals and leather folder thing. A little whiteout and some calligraphy we should be good!

 

[Amps 13]

No, this is him...

Wait, can we have a cake??

This looks more like me and you can have the cake but I get the girl that comes out of it!

 

[Amps 13]

I cooked for a living in another life, and I can be your sous chef, and cover things while you go shooting!

If you can cook and clean a few of my guns/knives you got the job Millie..

 

[JohnFreeman]

If I can operate an offshore pirate shortwave station from the ship, I'll operate and maintain all the comms stuff for the craft.

 

[JohnFreeman]

Delivery charge is quite reasonable!

 

[Gunbelt]

Bring me pirates, I can skin em!

 

[Millie]

If you can cook and clean a few of my guns/knives you got the job Millie..

I'm up for the cooking, but not yet very good at gun cleaning....I'll keep you posted! (PS My guns still work, though, so not doing too bad a cleaning job, I guess. Lol.)

 

[NCLivingBrit]

Bring me pirates, I can skin em!

I totally want a pirate skin belt.

 

[ChickenHawk]

I'm in. I call dibs on keelhauling any survivors.

 

[TripleO7]

Somewhere I have a reproduction English letter of marque complete with seals and leather folder thing. A little whiteout and some calligraphy we should be good!

I have a bottle of whiteout and my son is an artist who does a pretty good job with the calligraphy. We can now tell the USN to go piss off with their carrier battle group!

BTW, does anyone know if this boat will go fast enough for some extreme water skiing and tubing?

 

[Darkhorse]

We could order a bunch of Barrett 50 cal rifles...
Maybe even a corporate sponsorship...
We could be known as Barrett’s Privateers

Beat me to it

 

[nchunt101]

May I suggest a theme song?

 

[Alfred]

Ok which one of you guys was driving ? Epic docking attempt.

 

[Windini]

Ok which one of you guys was driving ? Epic docking attempt.

EPIC FAIL!!!

 

[Crazy Carl]

 

[VA_GENTLEMAN]

Where is good ports to find assorted wenches?????

 

[Mitch Rapp]

Where is good ports to find assorted wenches?????

I hear some of those rum soaked Caribbean Islands have excellent wench choices

 

[Get Off My Lawn]

Was thinking this is a great deal, then looking at the photos closely I notice that things like Anchors are missing. If things as simple as that are gone, I think its reasonable to assume that there will be a lot of shit missing- if its not called out in the ad, its not there. I wouldn't go near this without a comprehensive marine survey. Offer $100k contingent on passing acceptable survey.

The vacation adventure just got less expensive!