So after years of watching the Lady of the House take milk baths for her complexion, the maid had saved enough to treat herself to one. She called the dairy..It would be a tragedy if we couldn’t bathe.
Maid..I need ya'll ta bring me some milk over heah to take a bath in.
Dairy..How much do you need delivered?
Maid..Oh just the normal rich folks order for a bath.
Dairy..Do you want it pasteurized?
Maid...No, past my ass will be fur enough, I'll just splash it in my eyes.